Boz
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I just returned from a Pilgrimage to Lourdes,trying to ensure that every Guestbooker gets great seats to an Asia show and asking Our Lady to bring peace and tranquility to the GB.
I decided to start a new thread emulating "Random Thoughts"where it is very difficult to go off topic.
The only criteria,the post must be consciously dumb.
That seems clear. Anyone who doesn't understand,can PM me.
I tried to keep up a bit on the recent posts.
Just a few questions.
I remember a few ladies describing themselves as Rubenesque.
Can anyone amplify?
I mean, is Rubenesque the type of situation where a lady is walking down the street and her thighs clang together or is Rubenesque more Callipygianlike?
A query for RTC,re Kayaking.
If I was kayaking downstream while having impure thoughts,would Little Boz' head burst through the hood[?] resulting in the boat taking on water?
Frigate! I mean Frig that! I could drown.
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rtc125
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Imagine what would happen if you were paddling UPstream....
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See, I think it was Boz and not Horace who was watching us in silence. How very Orwellian of you, Boz! Well, I am glad that you're back, even though you never really left us. (And if you did, you should have Lourdes holy water in a number of small containers that you could sell to us for a nominal fee.)
I'm Rubenesque, darlin', and I refer to myself as The Contadina. Imagine the lovely, dark-haired and curvaceous lady on the tomato sauce label. Yeah, that'd be me.
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Maryellen
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sexy
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Boz, I can amplify it for you, butt do you really want me to? I'm bustin' outta here... |
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sexy
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Quote: Originally Posted by MaryellenYIKES! If Boz was travelling upstream, would he ever reach the shore?! He might with an extra oar.  |
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Maryellen
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sexy
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Maryellen, do you think he means an oar made of WOOD??? 
Well then...how could he drown? Doesn't wood float?
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Maryellen
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Drazen
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All this talk of swimming upstream just compels me to think that Boz is a spawning salmon (albeit a spawning salmon with a wooden oar).
Drazen, you can PM me if you'd like to know about Denise. I'd rather not discuss it publicly if you don't mind.
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Johan
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You might wonder if the Contadina makes her own wine: Yes, I wholly enjoy stomping grapes with my bare feet a la Lucille Ball and Vivienne Vance. |
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rtc125
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Fyi, the technical term for moving a kayak or canoe through the water is "paddling." Let the double entendres commence!
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Quote: Originally Posted by rtc125Fyi, the technical term for moving a kayak or canoe through the water is "paddling." Let the double entendres commence!
Oops, that wasn't dumb enough. I'll try harder next time, so I will!
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