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Okay, here's a perfectly dumb headline from AOL:
"Is Paris Hilton cinematic poison?"
Oh, nooooooo...I mean, I'm certain that she's a naturally skilled and evocative actress whose huge presence we've been craving for years and didn't even realize it.
And if you believe that, I have SEVERAL bridges in the NYC area that I won't even sell to you. I'll just give them away...but only after you take your daily dose of Thorazine.
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Quote: Originally Posted by Johan
Would that be Lourdes Cricket Ground,Boz? Good to have you back.
Well,I do live in Middlesex County.
RTC,shouldn't you be in Church now?
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Quote: Originally Posted by Boz
RTC,shouldn't you be in Church now?
Just got back. Great sermon. The pastor didn't talk about paddling, though.
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Bolinbabe,at the Vatican,we use Pope Tomato Paste.
RTC,you have a really good sense of humor.
Did you repent after thinking of paddling?
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Quote: Originally Posted by JoeRatzinger
Did you repent after thinking of paddling?
But yeah, despite my best efforts, I've always got plenty to repent of. 
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Quote: Originally Posted by JoeRatzinger
Bolinbabe,at the Vatican,we use Pope Tomato Paste.
RTC,you have a really good sense of humor.
Did you repent after thinking of paddling?
No, I wouldn't recommend the Contadina Tomato Paste at the Vatican because the label portrait might infuse cardinal brains with impure thoughts. Definitely stick with da Pope!
Rick repented after that Ashley Judd dream, hence I'm willing to bet that he made a concerted effort to be a good boy after the paddling thoughts.
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it was good to see a Beagle win best in show at the Westminster Dog show. as Jon Stewart said 'it is a war on terrier'.
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Maybe a purple paintjob with black "highlights"
The ad for the car should have the tagline of "Get up and GO!" 
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Pete, that was the best looking Beagle that I ever saw.
In our home,"We love to watch TV together," so instead of watching The New York Islanders,I was subjected to 6 hrs of The Westminster Kennel Club over 2 nites last week.
Newf,I saw the Newfoundlands. They are beautiful animals.
Speaking of animals,I was feeding the Seagulls this afternoon. I live across the street from a tree lined field.
About a mile across the field is the Raritan Bay. If you go about 12 miles south and make a right at the ocean,you can sail to England.
Back to the tree lined field. In Jersey,the trees lose their leaves in the winter but most of you know that. The crows who live in the trees go south or whatever crows do in the winter. Some log on here,I'm sure.
Anyway,whenever a storm is moving in across the Bay,the Seagulls come inland to my house. If I start to feed them,they surround me by the hundreds. In the warmer weather,when the crows are in the trees and not logged in here,they swoop down,chasing the Seagulls and eat the bread.
Being a Seagull lover,I stop throwing bread on the field,walk into my house,come upstairs and stay logged on to CTD until the crows leave. Then I return,the Seagulls return and bird feeding ensues.
Point is that Seagulls fear crows. I've never read or heard that before. Even if I were to collect data and document it,the academics would not accept it from a graduate of Middlesex County College with an Associate's degree.
I feel like Dian Fossey or was it Jane Goodall, who collected all that info on the Mountain Gorillas in Kenya or wherever and was discredited by the scientists.
I think Sigourney Weaver played her in the film,"Misty Gorillas" or "Wistful Gorillas."
She was the girl from "Alien."
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Boz my mother has a 'red' beagle. sorry to say his companion, and sister died but Arie (named after the Indy car driver) is still hanging in there after 13 years. if he was any bigger he would be a foxhound.
Boz i was driving the other day to pick up my oldest from school. i seen 5 HUGE birds that i thought were turkeys. on closer inspection they were the ugliest buzzards i have ever seen. and what was weird is they paid me no mind. of course turkeys don't eat roadkill. they do nature a service, but they are ugly as h3ll.
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I saw two (here we call them Turkey Vultures) today ~ yes they look mutated! Turkey bodies, BRIGHT red wrinkled heads ~ EW! |
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Quote: Originally Posted by MaryellenI saw two (here we call them Turkey Vultures) today ~ yes they look mutated! Turkey bodies, BRIGHT red wrinkled heads ~ EW!
Sounds like a Viagra hangover!
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